I'M HERE! I'M QUEER!
I'M HERE! I'M QUEER!
I reblog everything - food, humor, fashion, humor, quality, humor, etc.

Im asexual.

Send some asks - I love talking to people.

The fingernail emoji is the best emoji. No arguments.
none gf with left feel

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hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

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reverseracist:

blazeberg:

I wish I wasn’t white so my opinion would be valid on this site

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

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you tell me

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How To Date:

reallybigsword:

spreadlovenotlies:

Step 1- Buy her pizza.

Step 2- Make her cum.

Step 3 - watch your weak ass relationship fall apart after six weeks when you realize you both have the personalities of an unwashed cheese grater

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