Finder
Eruption Theme by SpaceThemes
Edit View Go Window Help
Spotlight Close

homuratrash:

a japanese teenager sits his parents down

"mom dad, im gay"

"but son how do you know? are you in love?"

the son shakes his head as a tear rolls down his face. he lifts his hands from his lap. they are bigger than his face. his mother begins to weep

he has yaoi hands.

homuratrash makutamatata

gemiblu:

-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

imageimage

It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

Need it

jonnovstheinternet makutamatata
jonnylongshlong sailormandi
glubster
laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him
laina makutamatata
elledrivers 666-jd

digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

digivolvin gray-glass

sammywinchesster:

sammywinchesster:

I need a bf and $100,000,000

ok nvm i don’t need a bf
I’ll take the money tho

sammywinchesster gray-glass
pleatedjeans soundlyawake
beysuschristknowles gray-glass

gaylordfagmaster:

pay me the right amount and i will do anything

gnarlywavedude the-gay-sir

peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

ruthlessbaderginsburg:

Don’t need to tell me twice. 
suckcockforsatan haidybitch
2003yr the-gay-sir