I'M HERE! I'M QUEER!
I'M HERE! I'M QUEER!
I reblog everything - food, humor, fashion, humor, quality, humor, etc.

Im asexual.

Send some asks - I love talking to people.

The fingernail emoji is the best emoji. No arguments.

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

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theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

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fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

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punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

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Yo we should become furries. Like, I wanna be an orca whale furry. Which is weird because it’s not even furry, it’s more like rubbery. Imagine me squeaking across the floor like ‘errrk’. And the things I could do with my blowhole… [sighs wistfully] Beauty guru and vlogger Rachel Whitehurst (87daysbefore)

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